Sunday, May 24, 2026

Bob Chasing Fire Trucks at the Island Airport











 

Friday, May 22, 2026

🎵 “When I’m cleaning windows…” 🎵





Bob Has Been Everywhere, Man. Elbows Up This Summer.












 

Bob vs. The Weed Blower



Bob thought it was going to be a peaceful afternoon.


A little yard work. A little fresh air. Maybe even one of those “good dad” moments where you pretend yard work is fun.

Then suddenly he hears:

“DAAAAD!”

Now when you hear your daughter yell like that while holding a weed blower, you immediately assume one of three things happened:

  1. The machine exploded.
  2. A squirrel got launched into orbit.
  3. Someone’s clothing has become part of the landscaping equipment.

It turned out to be number three.

Bob walks over and discovers the drawstrings from his daughter’s shorts had been sucked directly into the weed blower like the machine was starving for cotton rope.

The blower looked proud of itself too.

There she was standing completely trapped to the machine, unable to move forward or backward, holding this giant red weed blower like she had somehow become part of a modern art installation called “Teenager vs. Yard Equipment.”

Bob did what every father does in an emergency.

First… he laughed.

Not a little laugh either.


One of those full “I can’t breathe” laughs that make you useless during a crisis.

His daughter was not impressed.

“Dad! HELP!”

Meanwhile Bob is trying to take documentary photos because this is the kind of real-life street photography drama you can’t stage.

Forget protests.
Forget sports photography.
Forget waiting six hours outside the Rogers Centre.

This was the real breaking news story of the day:

Local Ontario teen defeated by weed blower string technology.

After a careful rescue mission involving untangling, reverse spinning, and several comments about “this is why sweatpants are dangerous around machinery,” she was finally freed.

The shorts survived.
The weed blower survived.
Bob’s ability to stop laughing did not survive.

Later Bob realized this is exactly how dads become legends in family history.

Twenty years from now someone will say:

“Remember when the weed blower ate your shorts?”

And Bob will still be laughing while claiming he documented the whole thing like a professional photojournalist.

Because around Bob, even yard work somehow turns into a story.



 

Sunday, May 17, 2026

Waiting for the Water



 

Bob Goes to Sugar Beach Before the City Wakes Up










 

Bob The Sports Photographer Strikes Again… At The Pickle ball Courts







Bob is always looking for his big break as a sports photographer in Toronto. Most people think sports photography means standing on the sidelines at the Leafs game with a giant white lens worth more than a downtown condo parking spot. But Bob knows the real action can happen anywhere in the city.

This week the assignment took Bob to the pickle ball courts down by the waterfront.

Now let me tell you something… pickle ball players are serious.

Bob walked by thinking maybe it would be a calm little game with retirees gently tapping a ball back and forth while talking about garden centres and early bird specials. Five minutes later there were serves flying, people sprinting across the court, and volleys happening faster than the TTC changing bus routes before a long weekend.

Suddenly Bob was in full sports photographer mode.

The Sony camera came up. Continuous auto focus turned on. Burst mode ready. Bob started tracking the ball like he was covering Wimbledon for international media.

One player leaped into the air for a return shot while a GO bus rolled past in the background. That right there is pure Toronto sports photography. You are not getting that at Centre Court in London. Another player smashed a return with the LCBO sign towering behind the court like the official sponsor of recreational athletics in Ontario.

Classic Toronto.

Bob realized something while taking these photos. Sports photography on the street is not always about professional athletes. Sometimes it is just about people enjoying the city. The movement, concentration, reactions, and competition all tell a story.

And honestly, pickle ball might be the fastest growing sport in Toronto right now. Everywhere Bob goes there are courts full of players. Condos are going up beside them, GO buses rolling by, dogs barking in the park, and somebody walking around with a camera trying to capture the moment.

That somebody is usually Bob.

The funny thing is Bob still dreams of getting that official sports media pass one day. Maybe FIFA. Maybe the Olympics. Maybe even the Blue Jays. But until then, Bob is perfectly happy photographing Toronto’s unofficial major leagues:

Pickle ball at the waterfront.
Street hockey in laneways.
Basketball courts under condo towers.
Kids kicking soccer balls in the park.
And people arguing over whether the ball was out.

Because at the end of the day, sports photography is really about capturing energy and emotion. And Toronto has plenty of both.

Besides, if Bob keeps practicing at the pickle ball courts, maybe one day he will be ready for the big leagues.

Or maybe he will just end up joining a doubles team with a bunch of retirees who call him “the camera guy.”

Either way, Bob wins.


 

Saturday, May 16, 2026

What It’s Like To Be a Water Taxi Driver in Toronto Harbour











Bob was standing down by the waterfront watching the Toronto Harbour water taxis going back and forth to the islands and started thinking… what is it actually like being one of those drivers all day?

Most people just see the ride. Bob sees the story.

One minute you are hauling tourists with bikes over to Centre Island. The next trip you have somebody dressed like they are heading to a yacht club dinner. Then five minutes later you are carrying somebody with a cooler, two kids, and enough beach gear to survive a week on the island.

That is basically Toronto in one boat ride.

Bob noticed every driver had a different style too. Some looked like they were running a harbour bus route with military precision. Others looked completely relaxed like they had discovered the greatest office in Canada.

And honestly… maybe they have.

Imagine your office being Lake Ontario instead of a cubicle.

No TTC delay announcements.

No elevator meetings.

No “per my last email.”

Just: “Next stop… Ward’s Island.”

Bob figures these drivers probably know more about people than most sociologists. They see nervous first dates heading to the island. Families trying to organize screaming kids and folding chairs. Cyclists trying not to fall into the harbour while boarding. Tourists asking if the CN Tower is “that big thing over there.”

Then there is the weather.

A sunny July day? Probably amazing.

A cold windy April morning? Different story.

Bob was taking photos and started realizing the water taxis themselves almost look like floating Toronto street photography subjects. Every boat has its own personality. One looked like a floating construction company shuttle. Another looked like a tiny island party bus. One had the phrase “The island awaits you” written across the roof like some mysterious movie trailer.

Bob also wondered if the drivers secretly become local celebrities after a while.

“Hey! It’s Steve from the blue water taxi!”

People in Toronto probably recognize these captains more than half the city councillors.

And while everyone else rushes around downtown staring at phones, these drivers are out there watching the skyline, the weather, the boats, and the city changing every day.

Not a bad life.

Of course Bob also started thinking this would make a great camera club category:

“Working People of Toronto Harbour.”

Meanwhile some photography influencer is flying across the world to photograph canals in Europe while Bob is standing at the Toronto waterfront realizing we already have floating stories right here in the harbour.

Sometimes the best street photography in Toronto is not even on the street.

Sometimes it floats by.



 

Bob Chasing Fire Trucks at the Island Airport

You know you’ve been doing street photography too long when you start chasing fire trucks like they’re celebrity sightings. Most people go t...