Tuesday, June 2, 2026

Bob's Illustrated Walk Through Earle Provincial Park









There are days when I head into Toronto looking for street photos, construction workers, transit stations, or whatever strange thing catches my eye. Then there are days when I point the camera toward the woods and let the trees do the talking.

This time I was at Earle Provincial Park with my Sony camera set to Illustration Picture Effect mode.

The funny thing about Illustration mode is that it turns the world into something that looks like it belongs in a storybook. Instead of worrying about sharp corners, lens charts, or whether the newest camera has three extra megapixels, I was walking through a forest that looked like it had been hand-drawn by an artist.

The campground was quiet. One campsite caught my attention immediately. A picnic table sat alone in a clearing surrounded by thick green forest. The illustration effect transformed the scene into something that looked like it belonged on the cover of a camping guide from another era. If you didn't know better, you might think a cartoon family was about to arrive with marshmallows and a cooler.

Then I wandered down one of the park roads.

Sunlight was filtering through the trees, creating patches of light and shadow across the gravel. Normally I would photograph this as a simple landscape scene, but Illustration mode added dark outlines and rich colours that made the road look like an adventure trail leading into a mystery novel.

As I walked farther, every bend in the road seemed to promise another scene worth photographing. The green foliage became layers of brush strokes. The trees looked painted. Even the shadows seemed artistic.

What I enjoy about these creative camera effects is that they force me to see differently. Street photography teaches you to watch people. Camping photography teaches you to watch light. Illustration mode teaches you to watch shapes and colours.

The best part? I wasn't sitting at a computer afterward trying to create the look. The camera did it right there in the field. Just point, compose, and press the shutter.

People often ask why I still use older Sony cameras. This is one reason. They have all sorts of creative tools built in that are simply fun to use. Photography doesn't always have to be serious. Sometimes it's okay to turn a forest road into a storybook path and a campground into an illustration.

As I made my way through Earle Provincial Park, camera in hand, I couldn't help but think that every photographer should occasionally forget about technical perfection and just play.

The woods certainly seemed happy to cooperate.

Bob's Photography Tip: Try one entire photo walk using only a creative picture effect. Don't switch back to normal colour. Limiting yourself forces you to see the world differently, and you might come home with images that feel more like artwork than photographs.

And honestly, if a forest can look like it was drawn for a children's adventure book, why not let the camera have a little fun too?

 

Sunday, May 24, 2026

Bob Chasing Fire Trucks at the Island Airport











 

Friday, May 22, 2026

🎵 “When I’m cleaning windows…” 🎵





Bob Has Been Everywhere, Man. Elbows Up This Summer.












 

Bob vs. The Weed Blower



Bob thought it was going to be a peaceful afternoon.


A little yard work. A little fresh air. Maybe even one of those “good dad” moments where you pretend yard work is fun.

Then suddenly he hears:

“DAAAAD!”

Now when you hear your daughter yell like that while holding a weed blower, you immediately assume one of three things happened:

  1. The machine exploded.
  2. A squirrel got launched into orbit.
  3. Someone’s clothing has become part of the landscaping equipment.

It turned out to be number three.

Bob walks over and discovers the drawstrings from his daughter’s shorts had been sucked directly into the weed blower like the machine was starving for cotton rope.

The blower looked proud of itself too.

There she was standing completely trapped to the machine, unable to move forward or backward, holding this giant red weed blower like she had somehow become part of a modern art installation called “Teenager vs. Yard Equipment.”

Bob did what every father does in an emergency.

First… he laughed.

Not a little laugh either.


One of those full “I can’t breathe” laughs that make you useless during a crisis.

His daughter was not impressed.

“Dad! HELP!”

Meanwhile Bob is trying to take documentary photos because this is the kind of real-life street photography drama you can’t stage.

Forget protests.
Forget sports photography.
Forget waiting six hours outside the Rogers Centre.

This was the real breaking news story of the day:

Local Ontario teen defeated by weed blower string technology.

After a careful rescue mission involving untangling, reverse spinning, and several comments about “this is why sweatpants are dangerous around machinery,” she was finally freed.

The shorts survived.
The weed blower survived.
Bob’s ability to stop laughing did not survive.

Later Bob realized this is exactly how dads become legends in family history.

Twenty years from now someone will say:

“Remember when the weed blower ate your shorts?”

And Bob will still be laughing while claiming he documented the whole thing like a professional photojournalist.

Because around Bob, even yard work somehow turns into a story.



 

Sunday, May 17, 2026

Waiting for the Water



 

Bob Goes to Sugar Beach Before the City Wakes Up










 

Bob The Sports Photographer Strikes Again… At The Pickle ball Courts







Bob is always looking for his big break as a sports photographer in Toronto. Most people think sports photography means standing on the sidelines at the Leafs game with a giant white lens worth more than a downtown condo parking spot. But Bob knows the real action can happen anywhere in the city.

This week the assignment took Bob to the pickle ball courts down by the waterfront.

Now let me tell you something… pickle ball players are serious.

Bob walked by thinking maybe it would be a calm little game with retirees gently tapping a ball back and forth while talking about garden centres and early bird specials. Five minutes later there were serves flying, people sprinting across the court, and volleys happening faster than the TTC changing bus routes before a long weekend.

Suddenly Bob was in full sports photographer mode.

The Sony camera came up. Continuous auto focus turned on. Burst mode ready. Bob started tracking the ball like he was covering Wimbledon for international media.

One player leaped into the air for a return shot while a GO bus rolled past in the background. That right there is pure Toronto sports photography. You are not getting that at Centre Court in London. Another player smashed a return with the LCBO sign towering behind the court like the official sponsor of recreational athletics in Ontario.

Classic Toronto.

Bob realized something while taking these photos. Sports photography on the street is not always about professional athletes. Sometimes it is just about people enjoying the city. The movement, concentration, reactions, and competition all tell a story.

And honestly, pickle ball might be the fastest growing sport in Toronto right now. Everywhere Bob goes there are courts full of players. Condos are going up beside them, GO buses rolling by, dogs barking in the park, and somebody walking around with a camera trying to capture the moment.

That somebody is usually Bob.

The funny thing is Bob still dreams of getting that official sports media pass one day. Maybe FIFA. Maybe the Olympics. Maybe even the Blue Jays. But until then, Bob is perfectly happy photographing Toronto’s unofficial major leagues:

Pickle ball at the waterfront.
Street hockey in laneways.
Basketball courts under condo towers.
Kids kicking soccer balls in the park.
And people arguing over whether the ball was out.

Because at the end of the day, sports photography is really about capturing energy and emotion. And Toronto has plenty of both.

Besides, if Bob keeps practicing at the pickle ball courts, maybe one day he will be ready for the big leagues.

Or maybe he will just end up joining a doubles team with a bunch of retirees who call him “the camera guy.”

Either way, Bob wins.


 

Bob's Illustrated Walk Through Earle Provincial Park

There are days when I head into Toronto looking for street photos, construction workers, transit stations, or whatever strange thing catches...